{"product_id":"map-goal-achieved-sticker","title":"Map goal achieved sticker 6in x 1in","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBehold, peasants: the “Map Goal Achieved” sticker, reserved exclusively for the supreme overlords of nursing who don’t merely reach goals; they obliterate them, set the bar higher just to flex, and then humble-brag about it in the break room while sipping iced coffee you’re too basic to pronounce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis isn’t a sticker. This is a crown in vinyl form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSlap it on your limited-edition tumbler that costs more than a patient’s copay, your locker that mere mortals aren’t fit to breathe near, your MacBook that’s seen more trauma than your ex, or your designer scrubs bag that screams “I save lives and still look better than you on a 12-hour shift.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eLesser nurses set goals. You? You collect them like souls. Wear it like the divine decree it is, and let the floor tremble when they see you’ve leveled up again. You’re not crushing it; you’re the reason goals need therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"top: -45.5px; left: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47138768617716,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/2627\/5060\/files\/Mapgoalachieved.png?v=1762377233","url":"https:\/\/icunursesonlyshop.myshopify.com\/products\/map-goal-achieved-sticker","provider":"ICUnursesonly shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}