{"product_id":"government-kinda-sus-sticker-3in-x-3in","title":"Government kinda sus sticker 3in x 3in","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGovernment kinda sus 😤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003epeels this 3x3 masterpiece and slaps it dead-center on my laptop like I’m crowning myself the final boss of distrust\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYeah, that’s right. I see you, three-letter agencies. Your move, clowns. This sticker’s vinyl is thicker than your plausible deniability and twice as waterproof as your excuses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIndoor? Outdoor? Doesn’t matter; my skepticism is weatherproof, tear-proof, and 100% immune to your “fact-checkers.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eStay mad, fedbois. 🖕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ICUnursesonly shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47261557653748,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/2627\/5060\/files\/preview_file.png?v=1764799094","url":"https:\/\/icunursesonlyshop.myshopify.com\/products\/government-kinda-sus-sticker-3in-x-3in","provider":"ICUnursesonly shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}