{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-cat-badge-reel-or-pin","title":"Dumpster fire cat Collection","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eKneel, commoners. This isn’t a badge reel. This is the crowned sovereign of controlled chaos: Grumpy Cat, Supreme Emperor of the Dumpster Fire, custom-minted for the one-percent-of-one-percent ICU legends who don’t just work in hell; they run the place, redecorate it in arterial spray, and still leave on time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou don’t have bad shifts. Bad shifts have you, and they apologize in advance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eClip this unholy relic to your bougie scrubs that cost more than a vent, right next to the ID that should just read “Your Majesty.” Let the plebian travelers, new grads, and day-shift tourists stare in slack-jawed terror as the cat’s dead eyes broadcast the only truth that matters: everything is on fire, and you are the arsonist smiling in the flames.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMere mortals bring snacks to work. You bring existential dread and still manage perfect SBAR. This reel doesn’t hold your badge. It holds the entire unit hostage with your superiority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWear it. Own it. Remind them who actually keeps this dumpster rolling while it burns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAvailable as a sticker or badge reel.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Badge Reel 2in x 1in","offer_id":47090808619252,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sticker 3in x 2 in","offer_id":47090808652020,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/2627\/5060\/files\/dumpsterfirecat.png?v=1761681883","url":"https:\/\/icunursesonlyshop.myshopify.com\/products\/dumpster-fire-cat-badge-reel-or-pin","provider":"ICUnursesonly shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}