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You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"holographic \/ Sticker 3inx3in","offer_id":47138098381044,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"holographic \/ Badge Reel 1.5in x 1.5 in","offer_id":47138098413812,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/2627\/5060\/files\/dont_cough_on_me_holo.png?v=1764622472"},{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-cat-badge-reel-or-pin","title":"Dumpster fire cat Collection","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eKneel, commoners. This isn’t a badge reel. This is the crowned sovereign of controlled chaos: Grumpy Cat, Supreme Emperor of the Dumpster Fire, custom-minted for the one-percent-of-one-percent ICU legends who don’t just work in hell; they run the place, redecorate it in arterial spray, and still leave on time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou don’t have bad shifts. Bad shifts have you, and they apologize in advance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eClip this unholy relic to your bougie scrubs that cost more than a vent, right next to the ID that should just read “Your Majesty.” Let the plebian travelers, new grads, and day-shift tourists stare in slack-jawed terror as the cat’s dead eyes broadcast the only truth that matters: everything is on fire, and you are the arsonist smiling in the flames.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMere mortals bring snacks to work. You bring existential dread and still manage perfect SBAR. This reel doesn’t hold your badge. It holds the entire unit hostage with your superiority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWear it. Own it. Remind them who actually keeps this dumpster rolling while it burns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAvailable as a sticker or badge reel.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Badge Reel 2in x 1in","offer_id":47090808619252,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sticker 3in x 2 in","offer_id":47090808652020,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/2627\/5060\/files\/dumpsterfirecat.png?v=1761681883"},{"product_id":"icu-nurse-pokemon-card-sticker","title":"CVICU Nurse Pokemon card sticker 2in x 3in","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBow down, mortals. This is no mere sticker. This is the Ultra-Rare, Shiny Legendary ICU Nurse Pokémon card (holofoil, mint condition, one-of-one) that only the absolute apex predators of critical care are worthy to wield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhile peasants are out there “trying their best,” you’re busy evolving past Charizard into straight-up Resuscizard, catching every code, every crashing pressure, every family member meltdown like they’re common Pidgeys. Night shift? Please. You don’t work nights; you rule the darkness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePeel this sacred relic and anoint your overpriced tumbler that stays colder than your patient’s extremities, your stethoscope that’s heard more last rites than a priest, your laptop that’s seen more trauma than a war zone, or your locker that radiates pure dominance. Let the mere RNs and CNAs gaze upon it and weep, knowing they will never obtain this power level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou didn’t choose the ICU life. The ICU life knelt and begged for your mercy. Now flex on the entire unit, Legendary Trainer. Your collection is complete. Theirs never will be.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47138572370164,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/2627\/5060\/files\/pokemon_cvicu.jpg?v=1762376350"},{"product_id":"map-goal-achieved-sticker","title":"Map goal achieved sticker 6in x 1in","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBehold, peasants: the “Map Goal Achieved” sticker, reserved exclusively for the supreme overlords of nursing who don’t merely reach goals; they obliterate them, set the bar higher just to flex, and then humble-brag about it in the break room while sipping iced coffee you’re too basic to pronounce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis isn’t a sticker. This is a crown in vinyl form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSlap it on your limited-edition tumbler that costs more than a patient’s copay, your locker that mere mortals aren’t fit to breathe near, your MacBook that’s seen more trauma than your ex, or your designer scrubs bag that screams “I save lives and still look better than you on a 12-hour shift.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eLesser nurses set goals. You? You collect them like souls. Wear it like the divine decree it is, and let the floor tremble when they see you’ve leveled up again. 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This is a warning label. A flex. A silent flex so loud it drowns out the vents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSlap it on your badge reel, your Stanley, your forehead if you want; either way, the message is clear: I run codes before coffee, titrate pressors like it’s happy hour, and I’ve forgotten more about hemodynamics than you’ll ever learn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMed-surg wants to talk about “busy”? Cute. Step into my arena, where we turn train wrecks into success stories and still find time to roast your basic assessment skills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eICU Nurses Only. 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